im a hater part 2 « Puurrrr-fection

ftampy_cat
April 21st
Female
Marikina

Kitty Feeling

Random Things About Me

1. My number one hobby is pretend I'm a radio and sing the whole day till my officemates' ears bleed.
2. I suck at--a lollipop? ehehe...I mean, flirting. I just dont get it..
3. I'm never potty-shy...believe me, my office is my 2nd home na tlg...hekhekhekhek.
4. I drink about 4 cups of coffee a day...especially when i was still in external audit...free kasi eh..tsalap! Ü
5. I can waste a day just surfing the Net...like what im doing now...ehehe..and my employer still pays me...oh well, what they dont know wont hurt them right?
6. I'm a pervert...oopps...i mean, i always meet perverted people...they prey on me...dunno why...mebe its da hipz!
7. I'd love to ditch my job and become an entertainer instead..but dont have the guts...and the talent. hmpf!
8. I'm an only child...I wish!!!
9. I love taking saunas in the nude...frees you from inhibitions, i tell ya..try it. Ü
10. I'm a Godess..but don't tell other pips...I like keeping a low profile...mahirap na kapag may na-obsess di ba?
11. Once, I thought I was bisexual..now, im sure im homosexual..ahihi..joke lang po..im as straight as an arrow..=)
12. I love the Hansons! Im waching their concert right now. super guapo tlg si taylor and zach...nagimprove na rin si kuya isaac.
13. Sabi nga ng sister ko, I'm so freaking afraid of the dentist...i've yet to know if there's a scientific term for dentist phobia. hehe.
14. I still don't know how to drive..wuhuhuhu..
15. Lots of people don't believe it but up until now, I am still a member (actually founder na ata) ng NBSB club. shet..im so shameless, advertise ko na pati dito.uhm...i accept referrals po..heehee.
16. Funny how magkasunod tong update: I've got my first-ever bf! teehee! We've been together for a month now.
17. I'm the new Chairman of Megalink's Audit Group for a period of one year...wow, ang bata kong Chairman!!! ahihi....pero kidding aside, kakata-kyut tong responsibility na to...tapos ung thought pa of facilitating discussions with old-timers..whew! overwhelming!
18. I'm a massage addict! I've bought 10 sessions of body massage at Slimmers and have used up 2 consecutively..teehee! I've another schedule next Monday...tsarap!
19. I'm a sado-masochist...what's a girl gonna do, I love giving as much as receiving....well, pain, that is! ahihi!
20. I've recently discovered that I love buko juice! ehehe...on my way to work, I always try to buy from the sidewalk vendor for fresh buko juice...no, not those in ready to drink cups, but from the real thing. =)
21. I've a fascination for witchcraft and magical-related stuffs...i lap it all up, i swear!

My favorite text message, thus far:

"It is wonderful to get answers to prayers; but it is even more wonderful to let God mold you and make you into an answer to somebody's prayers."

the soul that has sufficient faith accepts all the events of life as gifts from God, in the serene assurance that God knows best.

Life is a dance, we learn as we go. Sometimes we lead, sometimes we follow. Don't worry about what we don't knw. What's important is we learn as we go.

If we lose something, we lose it for a reason. That reason might be hard to understand, but whatever it is...we just have to believe that God takes away when he has something better to give. Take care.

Kapag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo...
sabihin mo...pasalubong! hehehe Ü

sometimes it's hard to be in love coz you're afraid to be hurt!
but still you need to try!
coz to be hurt is a part of being in love!
and love is part of being alive....

Kung marami kang nobyo at dumating ang araw na papiliin ka nila..anon'g sasabihin mo?
Harapin mo sila...Sabay sabing:
"Para kayung Rebisco...iba iba ang flavor...pero lahat kayo, love koh!!! Ü

Tao: ale, napansin ko na dalawa ang lata ninyo...baket? para saan ung isa?
Pulubi: alam mo amang, talagang hindi mapigilan ang pag-asenso..kaya naglagay ako ng BRANCH.

Ama: buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!!
BF: may asawa po ako
Ama: pano to?
BF: areglo na lang po, 2M pag boy, 1.5M pag girl
Ama: ok, pero pag nakunan, GIV HER ANADER CHANS HA? =O

Come to me...take off your pants and underwear. Get on top of me, enjoy till you get satisfied.
Lovingly yours,===
"TOILET"

"...for we are fearfully and wonderfully made." - PSALMS 139:14
In short, "Kilabot tayo sa Ganda." walang puedeng kumontra..biblical un! hekhkehek

One day, the sun saw me crying in bed, he asked me, "Why dont you leave that person who made you cry?" I looked at him with teary eyes and said, "LUFET!!! NAGSASALITA UNG SUN!!!"=)

An elephant asked the camel, "why do you have your boobs on your back?" The camel answered, "what a silly questionfrom someone who has a large PENIS on his face!" heeeheee..

Pappy: A SIMPLE 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' greeting to our beloved and favorite daugther. We love you not only today but 365 days, year-in & out. For short, for ever! Have a happy and memorable birthday. God bless you always!

KC: Wouldn't it be nice to know that wherever you are, whatever you are doing, we though of you today. Wishing you every great thing possible on your birthday. All the best for the years to come.

Rakel: Wishing you the wings to fly, the vision to dream wildly, the heart to love deeply, and the spirit to embrace all the beauty in life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOR! God bless!=)

When you encounter unreasonable people, just think of them as "Sandpaper". They rub and scratch you painfully, but eventually, you end up smoother and polished.

I wish we'd grow old friends together..we would hangout and maybe we could bring our grandchildren along..and when they ask us how long we've been friends, we'll smile and say..almost forever.."

God made nature Green...pero pinakialaman natin!
God made rivers Clean...pero pinakialaman pa rin natin!
God made You Beautiful..please lang, pabayaan na natin! Ü

If I could make a billboard, I would make a billboard of you smiling and in full color...so everyone will look up and realize that life is wonderful with you around. Ü good morning!

I'm your friend but GOD is your BESTFRIEND..You can cry to me but GOD can DRY your TEARS..I love you but GOD loves you DEEPER...You can hold my HAND but GOD can CARRY you better..As one footprint you will never be alone..As no man is an island..GOD bless you..More power to survive..Have a good trip to travel your path.

Define friendship? parang kamay at mata. hehe..bakit? pag nasaktan si kamay, ano ginagawa ni mata? umiiyak..e pag umiyak si mata? pinapahiran ni kamay ang luha.

Kainis! Bad Trip!! Sumali ako dun sa pa-contest ng Surf.. KU-LAY pala ang sagot! Akala ko......KU-LUR!Ü

Husband and Wife having Sex:
H: Luv, dumaing ka naman para ganahan ako!
W: Honeyy, ahhh, wala naa taayooonnng bbiiggaass, aahhh! Saakaaa ohhhh pambayad saaa meerraaalllcoooo at tuubiigg, aaahhh ooohhhhh! ~ayus! teehee

Judge: hiwakan mo ba ang hita ng babaeng ito?
Ngongo: hini po...hini po your honor.
Judge: Pilosopo! hinawakan o hinipo, pareho lang yun!! GUILTY!!!!

8 qualities of an ideal BF...Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, & Self-organized..in short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S. Hehe!

God doesn't play dice with the Universe..Everything happens on purpose. When we met, it wasn't an accident. He wanted Me to realize that I am cute...pag tabi tayo..wahahahaha!

Husband: Love, bakit bad breath ka?
Wife: Tumigil ka! Lasing ka na namang ulol ka! Umayos ka nga ng higa nang hindi PEKPEK ko ang kausap mo, Bwiset!

Naramdam mo na ba ung sakit? Ung panahong di mo na alam kung ano gagawin mo? Di mo alam kung san ka pupunta? Na nagsisisi ka na dapat...
....sa bahay pa lang e TUMAE kana???!!! Ang hirap di ba???

GORGEOUS PIC OF THE SUNRISE I TOOK USING MY SE K750i!!! Ü



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